¡AY CARAMBA!

ramsaysdungeonnightmares:

wasteland-survivor:

readytopanic:

well then

Well that’s… That

Uh.

matturday:

so I ended my english presentation with “these fatal flaws brought macbeth to his macdeath” and at least 60% of the class groaned

slumperella:

If we all handled situations like this, the world would be a better place.

lanadelrevupthosefryers:

*mom voice* no sexting at the dinner table honey please

A whole new world

jordanorsomething:

CRYING

meladoodle:

STOP READING IF YOU ARE UNDER THE AGE OF 21 OR NOT MARRIED:

i just counted my jellybeans and there are 69 of them (if you don’t get it i will explain, 69 is a SEXUAL number because it is a sexual position and you shouldn’t do it if you are NOT married, i am very sorry jesus for thinking about these things)

fishingboatproceeds:

I like to imagine that they are married to each other now.

skypestripper:

hi yes i would like a glass of attention please