so I ended my english presentation with “these fatal flaws brought macbeth to his macdeath” and at least 60% of the class groaned
If we all handled situations like this, the world would be a better place.
*mom voice* no sexting at the dinner table honey please
STOP READING IF YOU ARE UNDER THE AGE OF 21 OR NOT MARRIED:
i just counted my jellybeans and there are 69 of them (if you don’t get it i will explain, 69 is a SEXUAL number because it is a sexual position and you shouldn’t do it if you are NOT married, i am very sorry jesus for thinking about these things)
I like to imagine that they are married to each other now.
hi yes i would like a glass of attention please