Lol

westbor0baptistchurch:

Omg

THAT PLANE IS FLYING TOO LOW NEAR THE BUILDINGS!!!!

thegestianpoet:

my fav part about the sound of music is how there’s an entire musical number devoted to a guy warning a girl about how certain men might turn out to be jerks and how she’s unaware of the dangers of giving her heart away

and then he literally dumps her to become a nazi

worldwar2chainz:

the CEO of abercrombie didn’t really do a good job at marketing to cool kids because i don’t really like their stuff

narutoe:

pu$$y so cheap its pu¢¢y

poopflow:

shine bright like a polished turd 

indianbiatch:

Hi im lil wayne and welcome to The View

mirandaprieslty:

Best of Celia Hodes on Weeds

punk-:

is this masturbation? 

celebrate-the-magic:

The creators of The Annoying Orange are being sued. 

irresponsibleeyouth:

The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.

shikajika:

ive finally found the symbol that fits my gender

justisse:

xxfluffygenocidexx:

justisse:

when you’re in a bad mood and your guy friends immediately ask if you’re on your period

We ask because we need to know if your legit having a problem we can help with. Or if your just emotional problems because of biology.

Moral of the rant. Don’t trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn’t die.

we’re gonna need a bigger jar